How to:

How to not write a how to:

1. Don't think about it just do it.
2. Don't even bother to research. It doesn't matter if you do.
3. Just wing it. No one will care either way
4. Break your keyboard and mouse.
5. Then destroy your computer with fire
6. Don't you even dare even have a desire to write a how to because it will not happen.

That is how to not write a how to